FleshLight Reviews

Texture: Turbo-Tube (Discontinued)
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Mouth / Vagina / Stealth
Collection: Standard
Date of Review: 06/10/2009

The Turbo-Tube was discontinued before I entered the world of FleshLights, so I offer this review for the sake of completeness. I was able to grab it during the final phase out of the Mocha color during an Easter sale if I remember correctly. TT is actually quite different compared to any of the textures available with its separated chambers not unlike Torrid. However, unlike Torrid the texture stays the same; thick humps running parallel along the length of the sleeve. It looks much more interesting than it feels. I cannot feel much of anything using it but it does feel better than the all smooth inserts with the exception of the Ultra-Tight whose immense tightness overcomes the small feeling you receive from the TT. I am not surprised that ILF discontinued this texture; it just isn’t very good.

Texture: Touch
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Vagina (FL Only)
Collection: Vibro
Date of Review: 09/01/2009

The interior of this insert is unique from the others because the cylindrical “fingers” extend out far enough from the wall to completely obscure your view from the orifice to the end. In other words, if you try to look through the insert you cannot see past the first two rows of fingers. The fingers are, as I already mentioned, cylindrical and not very wide in diameter. They are also angled away from the orifice and point towards the end. Each row contains three cylinders and every other row is rotated. The best way I can describe this is to visualize a triangle where each vertex is one of the fingers, then overlap another triangle rotated 180 degrees (upside down compared to the first) with a vertex touching the center of the base of the first. For you that own the STU, the offset pattern is the same.

Now that I have that explained (I hope) I will talk about the vibrating bullets. I absolutely HATE them! The vibration is fine but once you start to use the FleshLight I found them to be extremely uncomfortable. Yes, they increase the tightness of the canal where they are placed, but when your head gets passed them and you pull back out you collide with those hard bullets. Maybe, using one instead of all three would mitigate this problem, but my suggestion is to not even waste your time with the damn things. I have stated before that I am just average size and I can only imagine how much more uncomfortable they would be if you had more girth than I do. However, it’s not all bad. Leave the bullets out and the insert is pretty good. Those fingers really become apparent on the out-stroke and the combination of basically zero diameter due to the fingers’ orientation and length makes the FLight quite pleasing.

I should also mention that all of those fingers make a huge increase in surface area and this sleeve is therefore a lube lover. It is also quite difficult to clean. With all of that said, I can’t recommend this texture due to its $20 or $10 price premium compared to the original and FLG textures, respectively. The inclusion of the vibrating bullets is simply not worth the extra cost.

Texture: Super-Tight
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth
(Discontinued) / Vagina (FL Only)
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued) )
Date of Review: 08/08/2009

The ST is a great smooth insert and as you would probably guess I would place it between the UT and Original when it comes to enjoyment. I didn’t really buy this FleshLight because of the texture, but because I wanted one with a mouth orifice. Sometimes if you are REALLY excited, the UT is just a bit too lube hungry, but the ST fills this gap if you want something tighter than the original. As much as I enjoy the ST I can’t, with good conscience, recommend it over any of the textured inserts as they provide the same diameter but more pleasure.