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Mini-Lotus Fleshlight Review (SIAC)

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Texture: Mini-Lotus SIAC
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: FleshLight Sex In A Can: Pink Lotus Lager (Discontinued), FleshLight Sex In A Can: Lady Lager
Date of Review: 01/08/2010

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So, after praising the standard Mini-Lotus, you would think that since this is even smaller and tighter I would praise it higher. However, I think I would call it a tie. When I first unscrewed the cap from this I thought, “Uh oh, that is a little too small for me…” Thankfully, I was wrong. The entrance is much, much smaller than the standard Lady FL, but I fit without any problem. I would probably rate this insert slightly more intense than the standard Mini-Lotus due to the size of the entrance and the fact that the internal set up feels a little harder. Maybe harder isn’t the right word, perhaps saying the texture feels thicker paints a better picture.

Also, I didn’t have a problem with the length of the insert; I never hit the end cap or anything. So, the take away message is: if you thought the original Lotus was too loose, then I just about guarantee you will enjoy this one even if you are quite below average, but I can also see them being uncomfortable if you are really large.

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Mini Lotus Fleshlight Review

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Texture: Mini-Lotus
Model: Miela Marry Queen
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: FleshLight Girls: Miela Marry Queen Signature Texture
Date of Review: 01/08/2010

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I have to say that my Raven Riley Lotus is one of my favorites and, I can’t believe I am saying this; Miela Marry Queen just dethroned it from its position! I never had a problem with the original Lotus texture, but this new tighter version is just better, period. You can definitely tell what structure you are passing when you are in this insert; the Lotus was kind of vague in this department. Not only is the texture better but the new “FleshTone” material is also much better. Now there is no way I can recommend the standard Lotus since this version is better in every way!

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Mini Forbidden Fleshlight Review (Sex in a Can)

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Texture: Mini-Forbidden SIAC (Mini-Squeeze SIAC)
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: “Virgin” Anus
Collection: FleshLight Sex In A Can: O’Doyles Stout, FleshJack Sex In A Can: Jack’s Cherry Pop
Date of Review: 01/08/2010

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I am pleased to report that the disappointment of the full-size Forbidden is equal to the pleasure of this one. I cannot explain why this one is so much better. The other tighter inserts were just that, a tighter sensation of the original size. However, this one is just a hell of a lot better in all around sensation. I really like the new anal orifice, it is VERY tight. I mean when you look at it at first you think there is no way that is going to expand enough. Get this instead of the full-size.

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Maze Fleshlight Review

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Texture: Maze (Discontinued)
Model: Jenna Haze
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: FleshLight Girls: Jenna Haze Signature Texture
Date of Review: 06/22/2010

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This insert is truly unique. At first I thought it might be uncomfortable because of the size of the cubes; the bullets in the Vibro came to mind. Anyway, they are not uncomfortable but quite stimulating. This is the first insert that can be used two ways: orienting the orifice normally will cause the cubes to stimulate the sides of your cock, another way is to rotate it 90 degrees which causes the cubes to caress the top and bottom of your cock. While I rate this as a very interesting insert it really isn’t that great. Yeah, it feels good but there is never really any time when you are using that you just think, “Wow, this is good”. I hope that makes sense. In another way, I am not going to be grabbing it often.

Love Humps Fleshlight Review

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Texture: Love Humps
Model: Teagan Presley
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: FleshLight Girls: Teagan Presley Signature Texture
Date of Review: Updated – 06/11/2011

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As soon as I saw this insert I really wanted to try it because it looked to me like a puffed up Wonder Wave, which you guys know is one of my favorites. It isn’t as stimulating as I had expected, but that doesn’t sum it up at all. The way it works on you is very subtle but very pleasing. Do remember that it is smooth except for the crevices between the humps so it does like lube. It is a texture that I grab if I want a long session.

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Lotus Garden Fleshlight Review

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Texture: Lotus Garden
Model: Katsuni
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: FleshLight Girls: Katsuni Signature Texture
Date of Review: 06/22/2010

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There is one word to sum this up: DAMN! I had very high hopes for this insert and it delivered and then some. It is extremely intense and very enjoyable. Frankly, this is what the Lotus should always have been. Yes, I know the Lotus is supposed to be accurate regarding internal female anatomy but it really wasn’t received as well as ILF had hoped in my opinion. There is one downside to this texture, it is simply impossible to get it to dry since those nodes trap water like a cactus in the desert. This is the most unique feeling insert I have ever owned! It is almost impossible to explain what it feels like passing through node after node. Each one grabs and pulls on the outstroke. I don’t want to say the nodes are “rougher”, but I guess that is the only word for it. Perhaps the better way to explain it that they feel much more rigid than any other texture. I mean the texture REALLY stands alone in this regard. Also, this insert likes lube at first but it is not like smooth inserts where you have to stop a lot and re-lube, it holds it.

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