Fleshlight Reviews

Texture: Touch
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Vagina (FL Only)
Collection: Vibro
Date of Review: 09/01/2009

The interior of this insert is unique from the others because the cylindrical “fingers” extend out far enough from the wall to completely obscure your view from the orifice to the end. In other words, if you try to look through the insert you cannot see past the first two rows of fingers. The fingers are, as I already mentioned, cylindrical and not very wide in diameter. They are also angled away from the orifice and point towards the end. Each row contains three cylinders and every other row is rotated. The best way I can describe this is to visualize a triangle where each vertex is one of the fingers, then overlap another triangle rotated 180 degrees (upside down compared to the first) with a vertex touching the center of the base of the first. For you that own the STU, the offset pattern is the same.

Now that I have that explained (I hope) I will talk about the vibrating bullets. I absolutely HATE them! The vibration is fine but once you start to use the FleshLight I found them to be extremely uncomfortable. Yes, they increase the tightness of the canal where they are placed, but when your head gets passed them and you pull back out you collide with those hard bullets. Maybe, using one instead of all three would mitigate this problem, but my suggestion is to not even waste your time with the damn things. I have stated before that I am just average size and I can only imagine how much more uncomfortable they would be if you had more girth than I do. However, it’s not all bad. Leave the bullets out and the insert is pretty good. Those fingers really become apparent on the out-stroke and the combination of basically zero diameter due to the fingers’ orientation and length makes the FLight quite pleasing.

I should also mention that all of those fingers make a huge increase in surface area and this sleeve is therefore a lube lover. It is also quite difficult to clean. With all of that said, I can’t recommend this texture due to its $20 or $10 price premium compared to the original and FLG textures, respectively. The inclusion of the vibrating bullets is simply not worth the extra cost.

Texture: Super-Tight
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth
(Discontinued) / Vagina (FL Only)
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued) )
Date of Review: 08/08/2009

The ST is a great smooth insert and as you would probably guess I would place it between the UT and Original when it comes to enjoyment. I didn’t really buy this FleshLight because of the texture, but because I wanted one with a mouth orifice. Sometimes if you are REALLY excited, the UT is just a bit too lube hungry, but the ST fills this gap if you want something tighter than the original. As much as I enjoy the ST I can’t, with good conscience, recommend it over any of the textured inserts as they provide the same diameter but more pleasure.

Texture: Super-Ribbed
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth
(Discontinued) / Vagina (FL Only)
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued)
Date of Review: 06/10/2009

The Super-Ribbed insert is usually referred to as the Super-Tight Super-Ribbed insert by most people because it also shares the same ½” diameter of the smooth Super-Tight insert. However, as the name implies it is ribbed; there are tons of little valleys spaced extremely close together in there and it is a really awesome feeling. If I had to rate this one myself based on its intensity I would probably place it below the STU. Those ridges play hell on the tip of your penis in an extremely pleasing way. I definitely find that I can reach orgasm much faster with this texture than the STU and once the orgasm starts I HAVE to stop moving in and out because my head is so sensitive by this point. Super-Ribbed and Swallow are the only textures that have the continuous ribbed texture, ignoring the The Wall / Tight Squeeze which doesn’t feel like it does. If you do not want a FL with a mouth orifice or simply do not want to pay the extra dough for a FLG/FJB then the SR has you covered!

Texture: Stamina Training Unit / Endurance (FJ)
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Vagina / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only)
Collection: Stamina Training, Endurance (FJ)
Date of Review: 06/10/2009

ILF claims this is one of their most intense sensations ever; I am not going to argue. The insert, at its widest point, is the same diameter of the Super-Tight (½”) insert but unlike the ST it contains tons of bumps lining the inside. Now, that doesn’t sound particularly interesting but my yank begs to differ. It feels so good from the first time you slide in there and just keeps getting more intense the closer you get to orgasm. For the reason previously stated, ILF places this texture in a segment all its own, which it truly deserves. Designed specifically to allow you learn how to control your orgasm by building up the intensity as you go along. The intensity increase is not linear, but more exponential. Even with 40 textures released, the STU is alone in how it supplies the sensations. If you interested in buying your first FL or if you want to add to your existing collection, look no further; this is a guaranteed excellent FLight. When you do decide to unload, or when you can’t stop yourself, it becomes even more intense as those bumps caress the tip of your penis.

Texture: Speed Bump
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth
(Discontinued) / Vagina (FL Only)
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued)
Date of Review: 06/10/2009

Supposedly the most intense sensation you can get with a standard FleshLight texture is produced by the Speed Bump and I agree. Now, if you were to compare this insert with the STU you would see that they are basically the same setup, but how they are executed makes all of the difference in the world. The Speed Bump is yet another ½” diameter sleeve with the well-known Super-Tight Speed Bump moniker. The STU and SB share the same staggered bump pattern, but while the STU has large, closely spaced bumps the SB has smaller bumps that are spaced considerably further apart and the sensation is totally different. It feels like 50 little fingers rubbing your head and shaft as your plunge in and out of this insert. Lasting takes serious practice in this insert, you just have to completely stop moving your penis when you get close to orgasm, but let me tell you when you do decide to let go it will drain you like crazy. It is definitely a knee-trembler.

Texture: Rattler (Discontinued)
Model: Raven Riley (Discontinued)
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: FleshLight Girls: Raven Riley Signature Texture
Date of Review: 06/22/2010

The Rattler is bizarre. At first it feels like a Forbidden but you can also tell that there is something else working in there. It is almost subliminal those scales in the interior, I really can’t explain it. I really didn’t think I would be able to feel the scales because of how small they are, but I was wrong. It isn’t an intense sensation but it definitely has a feeling that is far more interesting than the smooth Forbidden canal provides. This is an insert that is more suited for long FLights than quickies. This insert still requires frequent re-lubing because of how close it is to smooth inserts.