Fleshlight Reviews

Texture: Zombie
Model: Re-Animated Human
Orifice: Re-Animated Human Vagina
Collection: FleshLight FREAKS! Collection
Date of Review: 10/05/2011

I must admit that when Pure was released I thought there could never be a FleshLight that someone could make that would actually be available for sale that could have been uglier. Well, I was obviously wrong. I mean who thought a zombie would be good bed fun? So, it is as ugly as a can of smashed assholes, but it is still a good ride provided you keep your eyes elsewhere.

Let me start out with saying this sleeve is quite intense. It isn’t going to dethrone the some of the amazing multi-texture models like Destroya, Gauntlet, and Primal from the FLG intensity totem pole but it is right up there nipping at their heels (Nipple Alley and Lotus Garden are in the FLG intensity class of the previously mentioned, but are not multi-textured models). Of course, this isn’t really surprising if you look at the first half of the texture. It has two sets of different ribs with a Lotus node in between. You really can feel and even hear when your head passes through that node and when you combine that already great sensation with those intense ribs on either side it really becomes intense business. I don’t even notice the Forbidden canal following it even though I had to have hit this region often during my FLights.

I suppose if you look at this sleeve with just a wild ride in mind then it will definitely please but I just don’t know what it lacks. For me, there isn’t that special something that grabs me and makes me want to go back to it. I suppose that has something to do with its hideousness. So, the final question; will you like it? Yes, if you like an intense sleeve and the Lotus node then you will love it, but just remember to FLy with the lights off. I think, for once, I really cannot look past how awful the orifice is even if there is a good texture in there. Especially so when you consider you get to read “NECRO” whenever you take it out of the case to clean it.

Texture: Vortex
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth
(Discontinued) / Vagina (FL Only) / FleshLight Girls EU
Collection: FleshLight Girls EU Collection, Standard, Ice (Discontinued)
Date of Review: 06/10/2009

The Vortex is difficult to explain in words because the interior is quite complex. I suppose I should start by mentioning that there are multiple seams or ridges that spiral around the interior as they run the length of the insert. Now, that alone would be intense, but there are also multiple chambers of varying diameter. At its tightest point it has the same ¼” diameter of the Ultra-Tight insert but the variation in diameter plus the spiraling ridges are impossible to explain in words. All I can say is that it is one of the most interesting sensations of all of my standard inserts and I dearly enjoy it!

Texture: Wonder Wave
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth
(Discontinued) / Vagina (FL Only)
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued) Texture
Date of Review: 06/10/2009

If memory serves me correctly this was the first textured insert available in the FleshLight and it still is a very good one. As the name implies, there are many sequential waves lining the insert. I was a little skeptical of this insert since the FL community hailed it as one of the all-time favorites and that sets the grounds for a big possible let down. Yet again my worries were thwarted after using this one a couple of times. Those continuous waves just caress the tip of your penis and are just as pleasing as you rub back past them as when you push through them. Despite 40 other textures released at the time of this review, I still put this near the top of my preferred textures list. Even with the release of the Lotus most people swear this is the more realistic insert.

Texture: Ultra-Tight (Discontinued)
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth
(Discontinued) / Vagina (FL Only)
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued)
Date of Review: 06/10/2009

I kind of expected this one to be boring since it is a smooth insert, but damn was I wrong! I cannot explain how great it feels to thrust into the UT’s ¼“ canal! It may be smooth, but it sure knows how to work you! The unbelievable tightness allows the material to conform to not only your tip but also every bit of your shaft. In other words, it works every part of your penis with incredible detail. The Ultra-Tight always takes me to a fantastic orgasm! Also worth noting is how little volume there is in the UT’s canal, even a small load will come oozing out of the end of the insert. I will tell you that it is the most lube-loving sleeve I have, but if you keep it slick it will not disappoint you.

Texture: Turbo-Tube (Discontinued)
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Mouth / Vagina / Stealth
Collection: Standard
Date of Review: 06/10/2009

The Turbo-Tube was discontinued before I entered the world of FleshLights, so I offer this review for the sake of completeness. I was able to grab it during the final phase out of the Mocha color during an Easter sale if I remember correctly. TT is actually quite different compared to any of the textures available with its separated chambers not unlike Torrid. However, unlike Torrid the texture stays the same; thick humps running parallel along the length of the sleeve. It looks much more interesting than it feels. I cannot feel much of anything using it but it does feel better than the all smooth inserts with the exception of the Ultra-Tight whose immense tightness overcomes the small feeling you receive from the TT. I am not surprised that ILF discontinued this texture; it just isn’t very good.