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Zombie Fleshlight Review

December 18, 2014 by Sex Toys For Men Reviews Leave a Comment

Texture: Zombie
Model: Re-Animated Human
Orifice: Re-Animated Human Vagina
Collection: FleshLight FREAKS! Collection
Date of Review: 10/05/2011

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I must admit that when Pure was released I thought there could never be a FleshLight that someone could make that would actually be available for sale that could have been uglier. Well, I was obviously wrong. I mean who thought a zombie would be good bed fun? So, it is as ugly as a can of smashed assholes, but it is still a good ride provided you keep your eyes elsewhere.

Let me start out with saying this sleeve is quite intense. It isn’t going to dethrone the some of the amazing multi-texture models like Destroya, Gauntlet, and Primal from the FLG intensity totem pole but it is right up there nipping at their heels (Nipple Alley and Lotus Garden are in the FLG intensity class of the previously mentioned, but are not multi-textured models). Of course, this isn’t really surprising if you look at the first half of the texture. It has two sets of different ribs with a Lotus node in between. You really can feel and even hear when your head passes through that node and when you combine that already great sensation with those intense ribs on either side it really becomes intense business. I don’t even notice the Forbidden canal following it even though I had to have hit this region often during my FLights.

I suppose if you look at this sleeve with just a wild ride in mind then it will definitely please but I just don’t know what it lacks. For me, there isn’t that special something that grabs me and makes me want to go back to it. I suppose that has something to do with its hideousness. So, the final question; will you like it? Yes, if you like an intense sleeve and the Lotus node then you will love it, but just remember to FLy with the lights off. I think, for once, I really cannot look past how awful the orifice is even if there is a good texture in there. Especially so when you consider you get to read “NECRO” whenever you take it out of the case to clean it.

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Vortex Fleshlight Review

December 18, 2014 by Sex Toys For Men Reviews Leave a Comment

Texture: Vortex
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth
(Discontinued) / Vagina (FL Only) / FleshLight Girls EU
Collection: FleshLight Girls EU Collection, Standard, Ice (Discontinued)
Date of Review: 06/10/2009

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The Vortex is difficult to explain in words because the interior is quite complex. I suppose I should start by mentioning that there are multiple seams or ridges that spiral around the interior as they run the length of the insert. Now, that alone would be intense, but there are also multiple chambers of varying diameter. At its tightest point it has the same ¼” diameter of the Ultra-Tight insert but the variation in diameter plus the spiraling ridges are impossible to explain in words. All I can say is that it is one of the most interesting sensations of all of my standard inserts and I dearly enjoy it!

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Wonder Wave Fleshlight Review

December 18, 2014 by Sex Toys For Men Reviews Leave a Comment

Texture: Wonder Wave
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth
(Discontinued) / Vagina (FL Only)
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued) Texture
Date of Review: 06/10/2009

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If memory serves me correctly this was the first textured insert available in the FleshLight and it still is a very good one. As the name implies, there are many sequential waves lining the insert. I was a little skeptical of this insert since the FL community hailed it as one of the all-time favorites and that sets the grounds for a big possible let down. Yet again my worries were thwarted after using this one a couple of times. Those continuous waves just caress the tip of your penis and are just as pleasing as you rub back past them as when you push through them. Despite 40 other textures released at the time of this review, I still put this near the top of my preferred textures list. Even with the release of the Lotus most people swear this is the more realistic insert.

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Vigor Fleshjack Review

December 18, 2014 by Sex Toys For Men Reviews Leave a Comment

Texture: Vigor
Model: Kris Evans
Orifice: Anus
Collection: FleshJack Bel Ami Boys: Kris Evans Signature Texture
Date of Review: 09/10/2011

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Vigor is certainly an interesting looking non-multiple texture; I think it looks like a chain-link fence of sorts. I suppose that paints a rather dull picture, but it really isn’t. Vigor’s interesting design gives it an equally interesting feel. The first few strokes will feel rather like a smooth sleeve, but a subtle rub-rub feeling will start to transfer to you cock head and that feeling will just keep getting stronger. Let me put this on the table now: this is not an intense sleeve. However, it is a very pleasing low- to mid-intensity sleeve that would work magic for edging. I am normally a fan of the intense textures, but for some reason I rather like this one; it is probably my favorite in this category. Maybe it is because of that linear increase in pleasure it provides. The real surprise of this texture is the orgasm. It is just beyond what you think your FLight could have conjured up. So, if you are thinking about a good edging sleeve that can still provide an excellent landing even when you don’t feel like working that long, look no further than Vigor.

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Untouched Fleshjack Review

December 18, 2014 by Sex Toys For Men Reviews Leave a Comment

Texture: Untouched
Model: Cody Cummings
Orifice: Anus
Collection: FleshJack Next Door Boys: Cody Cummings Signature Texture
Date of Review: 11/06/2011

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When the Next Door Boys’ signature textures showed up, I was most looking forward to Untouched. It looks like such an awesome ride with all of those sort of elliptically shaped bumps and also the decrease in width every other row. I was really excited when I was all lubed up for the first FLight with it! Unfortunately, it did not deliver anything like what I was expecting. I thought it would be some new intense variation on Speed Bump, but it isn’t. It’s not intense at all! I have no explanation for why this is because it has all the requirements of a wild ride. While it can’t provide the intensity I like so much, it does feel good nevertheless. You can only feel the tighter areas; they seem to obscure the rows in between them. It is the first bumpy texture I have ever used that wasn’t intense, but this may have value in itself. If you want a texture that is laden with bumps but aren’t interested in the intensity of the Speed Bump- or STU-like group, then Untouched is for you.

I really hate writing a negative review about a texture, especially when I had such high hopes for it and you no doubt expected it to be good from the picture. However, I just don’t have much else to say about Untouched. I will end by saying that it does feel reasonably good, but I will not be grabbing it often.

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Ultra Tight Fleshlight Review

December 18, 2014 by Sex Toys For Men Reviews Leave a Comment

Texture: Ultra-Tight (Discontinued)
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth
(Discontinued) / Vagina (FL Only)
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued)
Date of Review: 06/10/2009

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I kind of expected this one to be boring since it is a smooth insert, but damn was I wrong! I cannot explain how great it feels to thrust into the UT’s ¼“ canal! It may be smooth, but it sure knows how to work you! The unbelievable tightness allows the material to conform to not only your tip but also every bit of your shaft. In other words, it works every part of your penis with incredible detail. The Ultra-Tight always takes me to a fantastic orgasm! Also worth noting is how little volume there is in the UT’s canal, even a small load will come oozing out of the end of the insert. I will tell you that it is the most lube-loving sleeve I have, but if you keep it slick it will not disappoint you.

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