Model: Re-Animated Human
Orifice: Re-Animated Human Vagina
Collection: FleshLight FREAKS! Collection
Date of Review: 10/05/2011
I must admit that when Pure was released I thought there could never be a FleshLight that someone could make that would actually be available for sale that could have been uglier. Well, I was obviously wrong. I mean who thought a zombie would be good bed fun? So, it is as ugly as a can of smashed assholes, but it is still a good ride provided you keep your eyes elsewhere.
Let me start out with saying this sleeve is quite intense. It isn’t going to dethrone the some of the amazing multi-texture models like Destroya, Gauntlet, and Primal from the FLG intensity totem pole but it is right up there nipping at their heels (Nipple Alley and Lotus Garden are in the FLG intensity class of the previously mentioned, but are not multi-textured models). Of course, this isn’t really surprising if you look at the first half of the texture. It has two sets of different ribs with a Lotus node in between. You really can feel and even hear when your head passes through that node and when you combine that already great sensation with those intense ribs on either side it really becomes intense business. I don’t even notice the Forbidden canal following it even though I had to have hit this region often during my FLights.
I suppose if you look at this sleeve with just a wild ride in mind then it will definitely please but I just don’t know what it lacks. For me, there isn’t that special something that grabs me and makes me want to go back to it. I suppose that has something to do with its hideousness. So, the final question; will you like it? Yes, if you like an intense sleeve and the Lotus node then you will love it, but just remember to FLy with the lights off. I think, for once, I really cannot look past how awful the orifice is even if there is a good texture in there. Especially so when you consider you get to read “NECRO” whenever you take it out of the case to clean it.